Sunday, November 17, 2019

Tag: jokes

X-rays

Some people's x-rays are better than their photos.

Always calling

Wife to her husband: "I told you I'll be back in five minutes, so why you are calling me every half an hour?"

Good girls

Good girls go to bed at 8 p.m., since they need to be home by 11 p.m.

Life is like a box of chocolates

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

Diarrhoea

Diarrhoea is hereditary, it runs in your jeans.

Skydive

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: It scares the shit out of their dogs!

Cannibal lunch.

Q: What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? A: Does this taste funny to you?

Rollerblading

Q: Whats the hardest part of rollerblading? A: Telling your parents that you are gay.

Make your girlfriend scream

Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? A. Call her and tell her.

Mind your eyes

Q: Why are pubic Hairs so curly? A: So they don't poke your eyes out.